Saturday, January 4, 2014

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Some New Year's Hilarity

Happy New Year everyone!

You know, one of the things I appreciate most about being in the cable news business is the hilarious jokes that our writers come up with! I've been laughing my head off over some of the jokes they've come up with about the legalization of marijuana in Colorado!

  Now Denver will really be the mile-high city!

  Talk about a Rocky Mountain high!

  Blah blah blah green thumb!

  Yadda yadda up in smoke!

How do they come up with these!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

A Balanced Perspective on Benghazi

The New York Times' investigation of the September 2012 events in Benghazi, Libya should force right-wing extremists to abandon their most extreme accusations against the Administration! The Administration's preliminary assessment that al Qaeda was not involved in the attacks has held up, as have its initial claims that attackers took advantage of a demonstration motivated by outrage over an offensive anti-Islamic video. However, left-wing extremists, and the Administration, must likewise come to terms with a fact that has never been refuted: THEY EDITED THE TALKING POINTS!

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Somtimes Peple Get What thye Deserv!

Thisis so freakign perfct! I cuold wach this agan and aagain and agan! iS crcket always this greeat? Myabe if Piers mOrgan's show oepened wiht this sort of thnig I would watchit!

What cuold have been!

i keeep this piture in afreame on m ybedside table. Oh whenI think of what coudl havebeen!

Pretty Darn Good!

Is this the best of all possible worlds? Perhaps not, but it's still pretty darn good!

Nuit de Samedi!

Tonight is all about Noyau de Poissy, Duran Duran, and my new massage chair!